Where is everyone?

Anonymous

Is everyone taking the weekend off or something?

Responses:

Homestar Runner

Oh no, I didn't go anywhere, I'm still...

Homestar Runner

Where am I, anyway?

Homestar Runner

I appear to be...

Homestar Runner

...neither here nor there. Yes, that's just exactly where I am. I don't know where everyone else went.

Homestar Runner

Maybe they went to Massachusetts.

Strong Bad

Criminy! How does he always guess where we go when we ditch him?

Homestar Runner

Oh hi Strong Bad! Are you neither here nor there as well?

Strong Bad

No I'm in Massachusetts, the one place you'd never think to look for me!

Homestar Runner

Oh Strong Bad silly, Massachusetts is neither here nor there.