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Happy Friday!

Jenufa
What weekend plans do you all have?

Responses:
Baron Munchausen
I have plans to visit the city of Danzig, where an old acquaintance of mine is holding a fête in honor of his 99th birthday. We plan to go hunting, and I plan to shoot a rare 39-and-half-point stag that has been spotted in the area, and when that is accomplished I plan to find a mysterious locket entangled in the buck’s antlers, which will contain a plea for help from a mysterious lady, which I then plan to track to the entrance to a hidden cave, which I plan to explore until I discover a passage to a fabulous kingdom in the core of the hollow Earth, where I plan to discover that the true king has been deposed by a treacherous lieutenant, and his beautiful daughter imprisoned and guarded by giant lizards, which I plan to defeat with nothing more than my hat and riding boots, after which I plan to aid the king in resuming his throne, and plan on graciously declining the hand of his beautiful daughter, but I do plan to accept, as a reward, a majestic riding-lizard which I shall then triumphantly ride back to the house of my old acquaintance, where the shock of seeing me astride a monster will surely prove his death, after which I plan on hastily returning home.
Baron Munchausen
And you?

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