It's kind of funny to bring back the 'tron and only get spam askee submissions
Responses:
Yakov Smirnoff
In Soviet Future 2026, the internet surfs YOU!
Sam
It is kind of ironic, if you think about it. This page is like some kind of bizarro anti-AI. Instead of humans asking questions and getting answers from computers, it's computers posting things, and humans having to answer the computers.
Max
Gee I'm glad we're not humans, Sam. If I had to think up witty replies to mindless bot posts all day, I'd have an existential crisis that would leave 5 dead and 11 missing.