Jabberwocky

Anonymous

Are there any butter eating presidents hanging around anymore?

Responses:

George W. Bush

Yeah I’m still here. I’m not putting away the butter like I used to when I spent all my time clearing brush on the ranch, but I can still pound a stick or two.

Attorney General John Ashcroft

Sir, a second butter-eating president has crashed into the thread.

Jabbery Butter-Eating Jackson

Nom nom nom!