Hey! Do you have any use for a freelance writer? I have nearly a decade of experience and can help with pretty much any type of content, including blog posts, case studies, press releases, thought leadership, articles, and much more. I'm currently looking for new opportunities and would love to see if you have any writing projects I could help with. You can book a time with me to chat if interested. Hoping to connect!
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"Freelance Writer and Mac to PC convert"
I’m also still looking, just in case you have need for two writers. Or even just one writer. I can outwrite this asshole all day. I’ll even write on a Mac. Please hire me, I’m so hungry. AI took everything.
"Freelance Writer and Mac to PC convert"
Here’s a sample.
Space Moose: Want to see how wide I can stretch my asshole open? Elon Musk: Yes. Yes I do. Space Moose: Here we go! Errrg. Ugh. Yaaaaah! Eeeegghh! Elon Musk: Wow look at that. Space Moose: Ahh fuck! It hurts! It hurts so bad! Elon, tell me what’s happening with my asshole! Elon Musk: Oh shit, it ripped! It’s bleeding a lot. Space Moose: aaargh… I’m…. Dying….please tell your children… I… Elon Musk: I think he’s dead! Elon Musk: I gotta get the fuck out of here, this could get me mentioned in some other set of files.
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Are they all gone? We should definitely use that. Tell people we wrote it.
