Science!
How have people forgotten about Egon and Carl Sagan? They're the real workhorses of the Conversatron Science Machine.
Responses:
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
Maybe so, but we've been having problems as of late.
Have you seen my Swanson burner?
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I think you left it down on the second floor.
With the pseudo-scientists?
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I'm afraid so.
To hell with it, I'll never get these Shrinky Dinks to work anyway.
Let's go to the commissary and get some cheesecake.
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I think I'm going to need a pale, cool shot.
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