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Spammurabi
How have people forgotten about Egon and Carl Sagan? They're the real workhorses of the Conversatron Science Machine.

Responses:
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
Maybe so, but we've been having problems as of late.
Dr. Egon Spengler
Have you seen my Swanson burner?
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I think you left it down on the second floor.
Dr. Egon Spengler
With the pseudo-scientists?
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I'm afraid so.
Dr. Egon Spengler
Dr. Egon Spengler
To hell with it, I'll never get these Shrinky Dinks to work anyway.
Dr. Egon Spengler
Let's go to the commissary and get some cheesecake.
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
I think I'm going to need a pale, cool shot.

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