Dr. Science
He's boring, and lacks funny. We need a better doctor askee for the scientific inquiries.
Responses:
I'm funny because I lack funny.
Besides, would you rather leave them in charge?
We can handle it.
I wouldn't trust you two with a Bunsen burner, let alone a mediocre Q&A website.
What's a Bunsen burner?
Shut up! You're queering the deal!
I'll have you know that we are both highly proficient in Swanson burner use.
Idiot.
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