Who

AardvarkLady

do you think won the debate?

Network Exec

You, the viewer.

Dante Hicks

Isn't that response getting a little trite?

Network Exec

Boys?

Marketing Wonks

Studies have shown that our demographic prefers a repetitive lineup over dynamic programming.

Network Exec

I rest my case.

Network Exec

Now, how's Survivor 13 coming along?

The Writers

Uhh... let's have the ugly chick win.

Network Exec

Excellent.

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