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Spammurabi
How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

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Sue and Todd Layabbot
Honey? Did you replace the shower curtain liner?

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Sure did, the old one was all moldy and gross.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Huh.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
What is it?

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Oh... nothing.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Don't "oh nothing" me, that means that it's something!

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Well, the old one was dark blue. And this new one is... clear.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
It's not clear, silly, it's frosted white.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Well you can see the rest of the bathroom through it!

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Not really. They had an actually clear one, you could see right through THAT one.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Well it's just that...
That the old liner was darker, and this new one...

Sue and Todd Layabbot
It lets more light through, yes, and?

Sue and Todd Layabbot
And...
Without the dark blue separater between me and the rest of the room, I just feel all... NAKED in the shower.

Sue and Todd Layabbot

Sue and Todd Layabbot
You ARE naked in the shower.

Sue and Todd Layabbot
Yeah, but now I feel emotionally naked too.

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