Groundhogs
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Honey? Did you replace the shower curtain liner?
Sure did, the old one was all moldy and gross.
Huh.
What is it?
Oh... nothing.
Don't "oh nothing" me, that means that it's something!
Well, the old one was dark blue. And this new one is... clear.
It's not clear, silly, it's frosted white.
Well you can see the rest of the bathroom through it!
Not really. They had an actually clear one, you could see right through THAT one.
Well it's just that...
That the old liner was darker, and this new one...
It lets more light through, yes, and?
And...
Without the dark blue separater between me and the rest of the room, I just feel all... NAKED in the shower.
You ARE naked in the shower.
Yeah, but now I feel emotionally naked too.
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