CAPTAIN Sulu?

Scintilla

When'd Sulu get promoted? I thought Kirk was the only captain on the Starship Enterprise.

Responses:

The Nerds in the Audience

We'll give you a 5 second head start.

Amy Wong

What do you mean head start? It's not like you're going to run after them or anything... you're all fat... and lazy.

The Nerds in the Audience

Yes, but we can write nasty things about him in our weblogs.

Amy Wong

..and why on Mars would he need a head start from that?

The Nerds in the Audience

YOU don't read our weblogs, do you?

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