The Topic: Re: Canadian Bacon

nebular

When will you americans learn that there is no Canadian bacon. What you call Canadian Bacon we call ham, IT IS HAM.
The closest thing to Canadian bacon is peameal bacon and we don't even call that Canadian bacon, we call it peameal or 'back' bacon.

Milkman Dan

Looks like this guy forgot rules number #17 and #39.

Fry

What are those, Milkman Dan?

Milkman Dan

"Canadians should only speak when spoken to."

Milkman Dan

And, "No one gives a fuck about whatever you have to say, Canuck Boy!"

United Nations

Can't the Conversatron maintain peaceful relations with any country?

United Nations

It would seem not. We must give sanctions more time!

Brodie Bruce

Christ!, you mean Canada's not a state, like Alaska?

Fry

And we all remember how this site got off to a bad start with Alaska.

Fry

I mean, we started off on a decent note with this discussion of fur trapping.

Fry

Then, there was this little snide comment from Milkman Dan, of all people.

Fry

Then some good old fashioned paranoia.

Fry

Then, things started to really escalate with this threat of orally servicing a mettalic phallus.

Fry

Then, before we knew it, Tick was assigned "The Big Fucking State of Alaska" as an arch-nemesis.

Fry

So, in conclusion, United Nations, I ask you to...

Milkman Dan

Back way the hell off, Freaks!

United Nations

We hate you, Conversatron; and, we especially hate you, Milkman Dan.

nebular

Perhaps we should change our national motto to:
"Canada, no we are not Alaska"

Marketing Wonks

Beautiful, I love it! We can really take this somewhere.

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