Alaska

The Asker

Hey, don't make fun of alaska! Alaska rules! Anyone who thinks otherwise can suck my shiney metal dick.

Responses:

Mom

Oh dear! Such shocking behavior from such a young person. I'll have none of this.

Dad

That language will not be used in my house! I think I might have to take you outside and give you a whooping. Mother, get me my belt.

Bender

Shouldn't you be downloading VCDs, cable modem boy?

The Asker

Yes, i suppose I should bender, I'll get right on it.

Bender, shouldn't you be bending things?

Crow T. Robot

He-he, He's got you there!

Bender

Ahh, I don't "do" work anymore. Work's for dumb working saps.

Homer Simpson

There's goes the smartest robot who ever lived...

The Asker

Yes, well in that case I don't "do" VCD downloading anymore, It's for saps.

You really gotta come up with something witty... yeesh.

Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Oh, you gotta come up with something witty"....
"Entertain me, Entertain me," maybe if you humans went out and did something for yourselves instead of just endlessly droning on with your "witty banter" you'd find more meaning in your life. No, of course you wouldn't, no one does...Oh I'm so depressed....

Bender

Yeah, well I don't see you pulling your end of the weight in this conversation. Besides, I'm tired of arguing with stupid Alaskans. "Oohhh, look at me, I'm from Alaska, we don't have counties, we have boroughs. We're the northernmost, westernmost AND easternmost state. Blah blah blah, we're so big, blah blah blah, we have to subsidize welfare for all the lazy ass Aleuts, blah blah blah."

Ben Stein, esq.

Along similar lines, did you know that Michigan surrounds Canada from the East, West, North, and South. It's Fascinating.

The Asker

Please, continue Ben, i'm intrigued.

Ben Stein, esq.

Sorry kid, that's all I've got right now. Why don't you try posting another topic?

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