Now, I've been reading all these negative comments about the great 49th state, and frankly, I'm ashamed of you all. Since I started this whole Alaskan-bashing festival, I feel it is my duty to say this. You haven't lived until you've pissed outside when it is 60 below and watched it freeze before it hits the ground, baby!
(Hey, I live in a cabin without running water...I've gotta do something to entertain myself. And eating caribou can drive a guy batty)
Responses:
Sam
Hey, we got a letter!
Max
Oh boy, a letter! Aw, it's not for me.
Sam
Tick! Letter for you.
The Tick
Ooohh, a letter for me? ARTHUR! It's from the Super Hero Society of America!
The Tick
"Dear Tick, We have reviewed your application for an evil arch-nemesis, and we are pleased to report that we have one available for assignment. Please find enclosed a quick dosier on your new supervillian arch-rival.
Congratulations, and good luck. SHSA"
The Tick
Ooohhhh, I'm so excited, who could it be? Megalor? The Sub-Human? Nemesis, the Demon Star, who???? Whoooo!????
Max
Quick, read the dosier, I'm dying of excitement!
The Tick
It's..... WOW! Even better than I could imagine! My arch nemesis is "The Big Fucking State of Alaska"!!!!
Max
That's it? Your big enemy is the 49th state? What a rip-off!
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
Don't mess with me. I'm cold and expansive.
Bender
Hey, he was my enemy first!
Bender
Awww hell, you can have him, he's a pain in the shiny metal ass.
Abraham Lincoln
I should never have had Steward buy that backwater place. I could freeze my pee just fine back in Illinois during the winter. Who needs Alaska?
Dr. Teeth
Lay off, guys! Alaska is where it's at!
Dr. Teeth
Shoot, no. Alaska is only good for cooling your keister. Nawlins is where it's at!
