Back to main page

A poem about Godofchuck

Anonymous
Godofchuck
You suck
Upchuck
Stupidity amuck
You're a duck
Get stuck
Hit by a truck
Dumb schmuck

doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow

*repeat*

Responses:
DMC DeLorean
Is that a poem or a song?
Doc Brown
A talking car? What a perposterous idea!
Knight Industries 2000
I think it's probably a song
Babe the Pig
It's not very nice, what ever it is.
Lego Man
Yea, I'm kinda suprised any of us let it appear here. Unless they're trying to start a fight...
Who Is Tyler Durden?
godofchuck
<yawn>
Sorry, I was asleep.

What are the rules, Tyler?
godofchuck
Oh, well. Where's Censored when you need it?
Bloodyegg
Wait. Is this where I interrupt Tyler again and he privately sends me threats? If Durden was a real man he'd threaten people in public!!!
Bloodyegg
I think they should each write a real poem.. like a sonnet or something, in iambic pentameter and properly rhyming. And then we can have people vote on which one is better.
AngryShrew
Avast, the one called Godofchuck!
I must assure you, you really suck
You cause the people to upchuck
Your stupidity, it runs amok!

You are a bird, a fowl, a duck
And there are those who wish you stuck,
Stuck, stuck: to be hit by a truck!
Godofchuck: duck, truck; stupid schmuck.

doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow

*repeat*
AngryShrew
No offense to Godofchuck of course. Strictly a fanciful jest.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
You all make me sick.
Anonymous
I think you captured the same spirit of it. Good job.
Anonymous
Damn Lacey Chabert's hot
Bloodyegg
That wasn't iambic pentameter...
Anonymous
Test, please ignore.

testingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidthtestingmaximumlinewidth

Test concluded. Proceed, citizen.
AngryShrew
Well, that all depends on how you read it, now doesn't it?

Besides, who says poetry has to be iambic pentameter? Mine had a steady syllable pattern (between verses, anyway).
godofchuck
No offense taken, AngryShrew. So, anyway, Tyler, you gonna bring Censored in here so me and StoneBoy can get it on? (not that way, you perverts. I'm flesh and blood anyway).
Who Is Tyler Durden?
You don't need 'censored'... You shouldn't need anything.
Jules
When the hell did we let these morons take over the site. Aren't we supposed to be the askees? Not them? Oh Christ, it's enough to make me wanna quit this gangster shit and just walk the earth.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
It was simply a demonstration. And I think I've made my point.

Average rating: 3.40

Walking Best Of 4632 of 4777 Surprise me · every thread