Ok, you guys have bulk. Tons of avatars, tons of responses, tons of everything. However, I have yet to crack a smile and I've read at least 20 questions and responses. Therefore, I must assume that this is simply "An Experiment in Hot Hot Distributed Pop Culture" Mediocrity. Also, the words; Experiment, Hot, Hot, Distributed, Pop and Culture should not be capitalized.
Get some originality.
Responses:
Tom Servo
Normally I wouldn't respond to boring, uninspired anonymous criticism...
Crow T. Robot
Sure you wouldn't.
Tom Servo
If I may continue?
Anyways, usually I'd just delete a topic like this out of hand, but you did go through the trouble of reading 20 or so topics first.
Crow T. Robot
Well, thats the claim anyways.
Tom Servo
I just want to point out that regardless of whether or not you derived any humor from them, thats 10 minutes of your life that you are never getting back, my friend.
Clippy
I will decide what gets to be capitalized around here, Bucko!
Joel Robinson
Guys, I had a thought.
Tom Servo
Oh, what is it this time?
Joel Robinson
Maybe we aren't being very original. Aren't we just ripping off pictures and lines that our viewers will recognize in an attempt at "coat tail" humor.
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Possibly. And maybe this site is part of a global conspiracy that reaches up to the highest levels of authority!
Special Agent Dana Scully
Mulder, thats exactly the kind of raving that he's talking about.
Joel Robinson
Joel Robinson
The Internet? This site is part of the Internet, is that what he's talking about?
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Are we truly aware of everything that happens on it?
Comic Book Store Guy
Pornography and Star Trek jokes. Did I miss something?
The Beard Experiment
What about the research? The Internet was invented as a way to share legitimate research world-wide.
Lord Amazorn
And don't forget about eCommerce.
Porn
And the upcoming teledildonics industry.
Sam the Eagle
You are all weirdos.
Bacon
Getting back to the, ah, point... We are currently experiencing some growing pains. But rest assured that before long the cream will once again rise to the top of the chaff.
Bacon
Besides, I've read through our fine print and I don't think we actually promise humor or enjoyment anywhere.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Well, there is the "For entertainment purposes only" down there, but that's hardly legally binding. It doesn't actually promise entertainment. Then again, I'm not sure what other purpose someone could have here.
Porn
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
No, I'm sorry, but this is about the worst site I've ever seen for pornography. Or discussion about pornography. Or innuendo about pornography. And I've seen a lot of sites.
All as research for my court cases, of course.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Now, as I'm sure you were wondering before I was rudely interrupted, did I have a point? Well, of course. The point is, like 90% of media, we're just here to hear ourselves talk. Any benefits anyone gets from it is just a bonus.
