A poem about Godofchuck

Godofchuck
You suck
Upchuck
Stupidity amuck
You're a duck
Get stuck
Hit by a truck
Dumb schmuck

doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow

*repeat*

<yawn>
Sorry, I was asleep.

What are the rules, Tyler?

Oh, well. Where's Censored when you need it?

Wait. Is this where I interrupt Tyler again and he privately sends me threats? If Durden was a real man he'd threaten people in public!!!

I think they should each write a real poem.. like a sonnet or something, in iambic pentameter and properly rhyming. And then we can have people vote on which one is better.

Avast, the one called Godofchuck!
I must assure you, you really suck
You cause the people to upchuck
Your stupidity, it runs amok!

You are a bird, a fowl, a duck
And there are those who wish you stuck,
Stuck, stuck: to be hit by a truck!
Godofchuck: duck, truck; stupid schmuck.

doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow
doo-woo-wop-doo-wow

*repeat*

No offense to Godofchuck of course. Strictly a fanciful jest.

I think you captured the same spirit of it. Good job.

Damn Lacey Chabert's hot

That wasn't iambic pentameter...

Test, please ignore.

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Test concluded. Proceed, citizen.

Well, that all depends on how you read it, now doesn't it?

Besides, who says poetry has to be iambic pentameter? Mine had a steady syllable pattern (between verses, anyway).

No offense taken, AngryShrew. So, anyway, Tyler, you gonna bring Censored in here so me and StoneBoy can get it on? (not that way, you perverts. I'm flesh and blood anyway).