my calls are going unanswered today. have i hit some high traffic time or something? or am i just boring?
The Topic: it would seem...
Responses:
Your call is important to us. Please hold until the next available Askee can assist you. You are caller number 46 in the queue.
okay. i'll just wait patiently. twiddle my thumbs... cry in a dark corner...
While you are holding, you may listen to The Teminator's beautiful singing voice.
Like this classic.
Or this toe-tapper.
Or even this delightful remake.
AH HA HA HA! HEE HEE! BWA HA HA HA! ha... no wait, that was terrible. absolutely terrible! arnold was never meant to sing!
And some of our lesser Conversatron stars.
Lesser? I have my own starship, and can really romance the women.
And one of my lesser known duets.
are you trying to kill me by brain death? i've waited three hours on this line for some service and I DEMAND SERVICE! no more of this bad music stuff! i will not accept it!
Sorry about the delay we were busy doing, you know, stuff
Looks like this poor caller has been subjected to some kind of music flashback episode. Like those episodes Precious Roy always seems to be having.
Buy my flying submarine, SUCKERS!
He he he. Yeah.
I've got rotating brain lobes!
Ummmm...
Shouldn't we be doing something about the caller.
I'd like to wallow in duck soup!
Well there you have it. Good night everyone.
SUCKERS!!!!
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