Oh Almighty Lord, Please respond to our prayers to elect your Chosen One, George W. Bush, to the exalted office of President. Oh, and please condemn that heathen Gore to eternal damnation, and don't forget to use a dentist's little scratchy claw thingie to extract his intestines through his belly button. slowly.
Responses:
Glorious General Bill Clinton
It has become more and more obvious that the American people do not want to rule, they want to be led. Therefore, I have taken control of all of DC, and peacekeeping troops are being deployed to all major metropolitan areas to help the transition.
Glorious General Bill Clinton
Citizens of The Great American Republic, no longer shall we be crushed by those European capitalist pigs, the time for our glorious rebirth is at hand!
Glorious General Bill Clinton
The time for action is NOW!
Glorious General Bill Clinton
Glorious General Bill Clinton
Especially because I have an order of Cuban cigars and fresh interns that will be arriving tomorrow, and I'll be busy then.
