The Topic: ?

fenrik

Is it a good day for singin' a song, and a good day for mooooovin' along?

Khan Noonian Singh

It is a good day to die.

Old, Tired Kirk

Khaaaaan!

Ha, that kills me. But seriously, speaking of songs, I've got this new one, written for me by a close personal friend, and I think I'm ready to go with it!

"Weird Al" Yankovic

It's not my best work. Um, some Counting Crows song, and, it's, well, I don't know.

Old, Tired Kirk

Nonsense, it's great. Here we go. Magic Voice, can I get a beat?

Great.

Oh yea.

Was at Starbase New Amsterdam, staring at this yellow haired girl,
Mr Spock strikes up a conversation with a green-skinned flamenco dancer
You know she dances while some Vulcan plays guitar, she's suddenly alien
And we all want someone alien, I wish I was alien.
So come dance on my starship it's up in orbit
Sha la la la la la yeah, uh huh yeah
Cut up Nurse Chapel, show me some of those Starfleet dances and
Pass me a bottle, Mr Spock.
Believe in IDIC, help me believe in anything, cause I want to be someone who believes, yeah.

Spock and Bones and me, our movies are fairy tales and we
Stare at the Orion women, she's looking at you...

Old, Tired Spock

Old, Tired Kirk

oh no no
She's looking at me
Standing on my starship and coming through the transporter beam
And when alien women love you, you can never be lonely...

Well I want to bed some aliens, even if they're blue and red and black and grey
All of those wacky foreheads are very very meaningful
Well you know greys are my favorite aliens
I felt so dramatic yesterday
Man if I knew about Priceline, I would buy myself a grey's guitar on sale.

Spock and Bones and me, we live in the future and we
Stare at the alien women
She's looking at you, Spock.

Old, Tired Spock

I don't think so.

Old, Tired Kirk

She's looking at me
Smiling on my Starship, I bought myself a grey's guitar and
When those alien chicks love me, I will never be lonely...

Old, Tired Kirk

Spock and Bones and me visit alien planets
And we stare at the frigid Vulcan women
She's perfect for you Spock, man there's gotta be somebody for me
I wanna be T.J. Hooker, Mr Spock wishes he was someone just a little less
human.
Man when alien women love you, ah Spock, that's just about as human as you can be
Spock and Bones and me, trapped inside the holodeck
When I look on the holovision I wanna see me staring right back at me
We all wanna be big stars but we dunno how and we dunno why
But when alien women love you thats just about as funky as you can be,
Spock and Bones and me
We're all really big stars.

Old, Tired Kirk

Thank you! I'll be back in five with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!

Khan Noonian Singh

Don't quit your day job.

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