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I’ve very nearly perfected the formula to bring back Margaret Thatcher. I toyed with the idea of updating her for modern sensibilities, you know, making her “tactical, yet sexy”, with improved hand-to-hand combat skills.
But ultimately, people are just nostalgic for the way they remember things, so I’m bringing back “classic” Thatcher, just making her 20% larger, so that she will still be the same size in comparison to people who were children in the 1980s.
And then we make a new Askee, “20% Larger Thatcher” and she delivers the killer punchline.
By which I mean she punches someone, and kills them.
With her hand-to-hand combat skills.
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