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Swanky Hand Cream

Teh Asker
"Hand-coded for extra goodness."
Please, tell me you didn't have anything to do with that.

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Swanky Hand Cream
Do I look like a programmer to you, Mr. McCantspell?

Lord Amazorn
We've outsourced our code maintenance to a specially qualified team.

Dilbert
You what?

Lord Amazorn
Outsourced. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Dilbert
But, but, who? Where?

Lord Amazorn
We have an expert leading a team off-site.
And the best thing is, he works for peanuts!

Super-Intelligent Space Monkey
Ahem.

Lord Amazorn
Yeah, not literally peanuts, but the health care costs are much lower than for people

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