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Greenwood

You may think that a lot of your jokes are based on the reader's expectations, but it is in fact when you defy our expectations that the jokes are funny.

Why on earth do you still think it's funny to hear Randal Graves talk about what porn movies he's got? Why is Space Moose still funny?

Ok, Amazorn is still alright, but jesus, man, you're not even making any money on this place. Why bother if it's all the same jokes, all the time?

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Krusty the Klown

WHAT? Are you fokafka?

Krusty the Klown

Mindless repetition is what makes comedy in this country great! The best there is!

Krusty the Klown

Bob freaking Hope made an 100 year career out of 3 golf jokes and a "My Doctor's so rich" joke!

Krusty the Klown

Look at the report from yesterday. Porno, masturbation, hating your job, hating computers, these things bring in the numbers like flies to crap!

Krusty the Klown

There are people out there who DEPEND on us to get them through their day, just like they depend on their morning cup of coffee.

Krusty the Klown

Crap, it's 3pm? Where's that kid with my coffee?

Krusty the Klown

OK, that's much better.

Krusty the Klown

So in conclusion, yadda yadda yadda.
And now some crap about videogames.

Average rating: 4.20

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