The size of my penis is extremely uncomfortable for my girlfriend. No matter what we try or how gently I treat her, intercourse is extremely painful for her. When I asked her to describe the sensation, she gave my left arm what she called an 'indian burn' by grabbing it with both hands and twisting in opposite directions. She said it felt like that even when i remained still. There is no shortage of lubrication, and we are both at a loss as to how we should overcome this difficulty. Please help.
Responses:
George Costanza
He calls this a problem! I wish I had his problems.
Jerry Seinfeld
Well. I suppose it's very frustrating.
George Costanza
Frustrating? C'mon. He's just posting this to gloat. Talking about his... you know… to make us feel inferior. It’s all about power with the internet people.
Jerry Seinfeld
Well imagine having that problem. It's like having a really nice sofa and not being able to get it in your apartment. It'd be horrible!
George Costanza
You think I haven't imagined having that 'problem?' All through high school that's all I did was sit around and imagine that problem! You can always sit a sofa in the hallway, it'll still look nice. You can enjoy it independently from the apartment. Give me a sofa with no place to put it! It's better than my... BarcALounger.
