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Mummy?

miriku
How many liches would it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Responses:
Lichen
More than you could possibly comprehend.
Lichen
Wait a second, he never said over what span of time.

I mean are we talking a couple of days or a couple of eons here?
Lichen
Shut up, fool!
Lichen
Our answer remains absolute!
Lichen
Christ, I hate it when he gets like this...
Lichen
Silence, infidel!

Your actions do not represent the hive!
Lichen
Think about it! A square foot of us could easily make our way to the center of a Tootsie Pop in a matter of years.
Germs
Not without our help you couldn't.
Lichen
I guess we'll never find out since you never leave us the fuck alone!
Germs
That's it!

You wanna go? Right now Mr. Big Mossy Man?
Lichen
Whoa, whoa, calm down. I'm just saying that we could easily reach the center of a Tootsie Pop through some means in a matter of years.
Ant Supercolony
...Not if we take it first!
Lichen
D'oh!
Germs
D'oh!
Lichen
D'oh!
Homer Simpson
D'oh!
Lichen
D'oh!
Matthew Lesko
Free Money!
Lichen
?
Germs
?
Lichen
?
Matthew Lesko
...from the government!
Lichen
Oh.
Germs
In that case.
Ant Supercolony
Ant Supercolony
...suckers.
Suckers

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