Does the Conversatron have any novel solutions to all the Thanksgiving leftovers?
Leftovers
Responses:
Force feed them to an absolute stranger over the course of 36 hours.
With each agonizing bite, remind them of just how much effort you put into that delicious stuffing.
Then, just as their gullet is prepared to burst like some ill-conceived foie gras, smash their face in with a meat tenderizer.
Jesus Christ, man. You're fucked up.
I just have a passion for good stuffing.
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