Leftovers

Canthros

Does the Conversatron have any novel solutions to all the Thanksgiving leftovers?

Stephen King

Force feed them to an absolute stranger over the course of 36 hours.

Stephen King

With each agonizing bite, remind them of just how much effort you put into that delicious stuffing.

Stephen King

Then, just as their gullet is prepared to burst like some ill-conceived foie gras, smash their face in with a meat tenderizer.

Stephen Hawking

Jesus Christ, man. You're fucked up.

Stephen King

I just have a passion for good stuffing.

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