How many liches would it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Mummy?
Responses:
More than you could possibly comprehend.
Wait a second, he never said over what span of time.
I mean are we talking a couple of days or a couple of eons here?
I mean are we talking a couple of days or a couple of eons here?
Shut up, fool!
Our answer remains absolute!
Christ, I hate it when he gets like this...
Silence, infidel!
Your actions do not represent the hive!
Your actions do not represent the hive!
Think about it! A square foot of us could easily make our way to the center of a Tootsie Pop in a matter of years.
Not without our help you couldn't.
I guess we'll never find out since you never leave us the fuck alone!
That's it!
You wanna go? Right now Mr. Big Mossy Man?
You wanna go? Right now Mr. Big Mossy Man?
Whoa, whoa, calm down. I'm just saying that we could easily reach the center of a Tootsie Pop through some means in a matter of years.
...Not if we take it first!
D'oh!
D'oh!
D'oh!
D'oh!
D'oh!
Free Money!
?
?
?
...from the government!
Oh.
In that case.
...suckers.
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