NtGoCS

The Asker

I'm trying to get back into Cornell. Won't you assist me in some way?

-N@

Responses:

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

I'll talk to admissions.

The Admissions Board

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Well, I guess that's the last time I try and speak to people out of a gargoyle's head.

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