NtGoCS

The Asker

I'm trying to get back into Cornell. Won't you assist me in some way?

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Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

I'll talk to admissions.

The Admissions Board

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Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.

Well, I guess that's the last time I try and speak to people out of a gargoyle's head.

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