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I just saw a google ad for "3D/4D Ultrasound."
How can an ultrasound picture have four dimensions?

Responses:

Stephen Hawking

While they may not be right, technically speaking, I believe the fourth dimension your advertisements are referring to is time.









Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer 

Jeez, Hawking, why do you have to be such a dick all the time?









Stephen Hawking 

I don't know, why don't you go write some poetry or something?









Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer 

Okay, here's a haiku for you:









Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer 

Giraffe, long, slender









Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer 

Millipede, countless, many









Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer 

Theirs work, yours do not.









Stephen Hawking 

Fuck you.











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Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer

Jeez, Hawking, why do you have to be such a dick all the time?

Stephen Hawking

I don't know, why don't you go write some poetry or something?

Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer

Okay, here's a haiku for you:

Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer

Giraffe, long, slender

Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer

Millipede, countless, many

Douglas J. Thorne, creative writer

Theirs work, yours do not.

Stephen Hawking

Fuck you.

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