Whenever my friends and I go out to eat, I manage to drink at least 5 glasses of iced tea. I usually don't have to go to the bathroom until much later. My friends are beginning to think I'm not really human. What should I do to quell their meddlesome minds?
Responses:
Professor Farnsworth
Wet your pants.
Professor Farnsworth
No robot would dare short out the valuable circuitry clustered in the groin area.
