The Topic: .....The hell?

Valkyrie

"One multiple levels."

Methinks Data needs to get his wiring checked. One?! Multiple levels?! Conflicting numbers! Aaaah!! Lazy brain... getting confused...

Responses:

Lt. Commander Data

I apologize, for I of course meant to say "On Multiple Levels."

There appears to be an anomaly in the Conversatron phase buffer. Attempting to compensate...

Lt. Commander Data

Ah. Now I will have the deflector dish emit a low-level tachyon/anti-chroniton pulse at the wavelength necessary to correct the initial error.

I will endeavor to monitor that system more closely. This could be evidence of a possible overload, which could have dangerous consequences.

Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

Oh Data, the trouble you'll go through just so you don't have to admit you made a mistake...

*BzzzZzzzzRAaaaaaappp-POW*

Lt. Commander Data

Hm.

Lt. Commander Data

I will never understand why we do not put surge protectors in the bridge consoles.

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