... the boy forgot his keys, a friend drove him to work, and I offered to drive him home. During the conversation in the car I found out all I needed to know to ask him out (basically, that he didn't have a girlfriend) but the conversation was so platonic and congenial that I just couldn't disrupt the flow with "hey do you want to go out tomorrow night" just as he was getting out of the car. Jeezus christ I'm losing my touch!! Before I just used to be able to say to a guy, "hey do you want to make out?" and that was that. But now... crap, am I getting old? I'M ONLY 23!!! Is the trick to getting this kid in the sack to pretend that I'm 19 again?
Responses:
Brak Presents the Brak Askee Starring Brak!
Nineteen again? Ooh! You could try eating that BREAKFAST CEREAL!
Brak Presents the Brak Askee Starring Brak!
Golden Grahams!
Zorak
Zorak
Yeah, I figured it wasn't going to be Product 19, that would have actually made sense.
Brak Presents the Brak Askee Starring Brak!
Oooooh that taste of honey and graham cracker taste of Golden Grahams...for all my life! I can't see me eating nobody's that food FOR ALL MY LIFE!
So happy TO-GETHER!
Brak Presents the Brak Askee Starring Brak!
Man, I love that song.
cnid_girl
How is cereal going to help me take this guy's clothes off?
