College

SoundOfRain

My college classes are really sucking right now. Any help for me in studying for my piano proficiency next friday?

Responses:

Spinal Tap

All you got to do is to find middle C and just go with it.

Spinal Tap

Yeah go with it.

Spinal Tap

Just let the music flow out of your body, just flow from your mind to your fingers and out onto the keys.

Moby

What if he can't find middle C?

Spinal Tap

We didn't think of that.

Spinal Tap

Who the bloody hell can't find middle C? I mean you'd have to be a moron not to be able to find bloody middle C.

Spinal Tap

Maybe that's why he's asking our help. Because he's a bloody moron who can't find middle C.

Moby

We could show him.

Spinal Tap

Well we can't have that. If we show him, then everyone will know where it is. And then everyone will think they're the Greatest Musician That Ever Lived.

Spinal Tap

We'll just keep it our secret. It's best for everyone that way.

Mr. Shadow

Pssst. It's the white key immediately to the left of the two black keys. In the middle.

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