If I took my brain, and put it into a robot, and the robot ran on treads, and had a flamethrower, and I drove around town playing "Uptown Girl" from my built-in speaker system, and sometimes people would spontaneously start breakdancing by merely gazing upon me, would my toilet paper still be as soft and fresh as a kitten?
Responses:
Crow T. Robot
Wow, I think we've got the next big new internet fad!
Tom Servo
Hey, yeah? What's that, Crow, old buddy?
Crow T. Robot
Jabbering $20 butter eating Jackson! Check him out!
Tom Servo
Er...Huh.
Crow T. Robot
He's gonna be huge!
Bigger than that base thing!
Doozer
Never mind, now I don't want my brain to be put in a robot.
