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The Asker

I got 20$ that says I can eat 5 sticks of butter in under 34.56 minutes...

Any takers?

Responses:

Crow T. Robot

A $20 bill that can talk? Wow, I'll take it.

Tom Servo

Yeah, I heard that Andrew Jackson really packed in the butter.

Crow T. Robot

Who cares what it says, the fact that it can talk at all has got to be worth something.

We'll be rich!

Joel Robinson

I really don't think...

Tom Servo

What, you don't think that Andrew Jackson could put away 5 sticks of butter in a half hour?

Joel Robinson

No...I just...

Crow T. Robot

So Andrew Jackson could eat 5 sticks of butter in 34 minutes then?

Tom Servo

Wow, if Joel says so it must be true.

Crow T. Robot

The things you learn about Presidents. Thanks, Joel!

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