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The Topic: forgone sex

NeonKameleon
The other night I chose to continue playing Metal Gear Solid 2 rather than accept my girlfriend's offer of sex. Was this wrong?

Responses:
Milkman Dan
Well we both know she's not very good at it.
Milkman Dan
But that doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
Ted Johnson
Aren't you the same guy who asked us what to do when she flashed you with her boobs?
Ted Johnson
If you keep up this kind of incompetent numbskullery you'll have plenty of time on your hands for video games.
Ted's Wife
Honey? Are you in the garage? You were supposed to get in here for sex 10 minutes ago.
Ted Johnson
Yeah, in a minute honey, I just have to finish this, uh, light yardwork.

Average rating: 4.55