The Topic: forgone sex
The other night I chose to continue playing Metal Gear Solid 2 rather than accept my girlfriend's offer of sex. Was this wrong?
Responses:
Well we both know she's not very good at it.
But that doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
Aren't you the same guy who asked us what to do when she flashed you with her boobs?
If you keep up this kind of incompetent numbskullery you'll have plenty of time on your hands for video games.
Honey? Are you in the garage? You were supposed to get in here for sex 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, in a minute honey, I just have to finish this, uh, light yardwork.
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