limerick challenge

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You have piqued my interest, Sir Francis Bacon. I challenge you to limerick writing. You choose the topic, and I shall Limerick it. I at the same time will present to you a topic to limerick.

First subject: Clubbing.

What say you?

Responses:

Sir Francis Bacon

There once was a young baby seal,
Who when clubbed let out a great squeal.
Its shiny fur coat
Was better than stoat,
And its fat was made into a meal.

Club, the Baby Seal

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