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AManWhoCant
Why is it that no matter how often I hear them, gags about booty and pirates are always funny?

Responses:
Saber Swallerin' Pete
Yarrrr...so ye think I be funny? Funny, like a clown, funny? I be amusing you? Whattye mean, funny?
The Sea Captain
No, no, ye be having it all wrong, Petey.
Saber Swallerin' Pete
Whoa, whoa Cap! He be a big boy, he be knowing what he said. What'd ye say? Funny how? What?
Saber Swallerin' Pete
How the barnacles am I funny? What the barnacles be so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what be funny!
The Sea Captain
The fact that ye not be gettin' any.
Saber Swallerin' Pete
Yarr....well, that be true.
Saber Swallerin' Pete
So lonely.

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