The Topic: sexy girls with cutlasses
Why is it that no matter how often I hear them, gags about booty and pirates are always funny?
Responses:
Yarrrr...so ye think I be funny? Funny, like a clown, funny? I be amusing you? Whattye mean, funny?
No, no, ye be having it all wrong, Petey.
Whoa, whoa Cap! He be a big boy, he be knowing what he said. What'd ye say? Funny how? What?
How the barnacles am I funny? What the barnacles be so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what be funny!
The fact that ye not be gettin' any.
Yarr....well, that be true.
So lonely.
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