Law

Deivion

If I'm too lazy to take the law into my own hands, but desire somebody dead, where should i go?

Responses:

Dead Clown

Are you coming on to me?

Underground Prostitutes

Wouldn't you much rather someone dead like us?

Underground Prostitutes

Wait, are we actually dead or just underground?

Underground Prostitutes

Good point, I'm not sure really.

Undead Mall Zombie

Are you coming on...

Undead Mall Zombie

Arrrr....

Undead Mall Zombie

Are yoouuuuuu....BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!

Underground Prostitutes

Back off freak, we were here first, dead or not. Can we get some help?

Heavy Machinegun Fire

Undead Mall Zombie

BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!

Gabe & Tycho

Christ, have we learned nothing? Shoot them in the head.

Heavy Machinegun Fire

Bartender from Halo

Sorry about that, my aim was off. You're the one that complains about these controllers though.

Gabe & Tycho

Either way, while you're here do you think you could help Deivion out? I think he was actually more interested in making someone dead than finding someone already dead.

Bartender from Halo

Sorry, assassinations aren't really my style. Possibly if he had a large squad of aliens he wanted removed? Or a mixed drink?

Gabe & Tycho

Well, sorry then Deivion. We've got nothing.

Gabe & Tycho

Nothing at wang. At all.

Dead Clown

...so lonely...

Average rating: 4.20