exclusively to Bacon

The Asker

Bacon ... when have you EVER helped anyone ?
to this day, all I see is you insulting people
...
I just wish someone like Dogbert would just EAT you !

Receptionist

I'm sorry.

Receptionist

Bacon's 'getting eaten' schedule is currently booked through March.

Receptionist

If you can send us a photo and your measurements we could talk about penciling you in for April.

I'd be happy to take care of that.

Receptionist

And you are?

Bacon

Bacon

Christ, do I have a sechedule for everything now?

Receptionist

I'm sorry, and you are?

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