The Topic: Game Consoles

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Why must every game console I buy fail? *thinks back fondly about his Xbox, Dreamcast, Sega CD and Neo Geo...*

Sock Puppet Bill

Fail? Wha...wha...it's not over!

We're spending 2 Billion Dollars on Xbox Live! That's enough to buy our own space shuttle!

Sock Puppet Bill

We don't make that kind of investment lightly...Failure is not an option!

The success of the X-box is our top priority!

Surly Mailman

I've got a delivery here...one fully operational space shuttle that you ordered.

Sock Puppet Bill

Ooooh!

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