Dear Jack Valenti

Y.T.

You have the cutest cheeks.

Illegally reproduced copyrighted photo of Jack Valenti

Flattery, my dear, will get you everywhere.

Care to go back to my place and watch a newly released hit movie on grainy, Macrovision encoded VHS video?

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