Um...from the list Swordsaint gave, it might still have been his grandmother in his room all night. I don't know if that affects his nerdiness so much as his ability to appear on Jerry Springer.
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Okay, from the home office in Caribou Head, Alaska, I have here the top 10 people our viewers think could have been in that guy's room.
Number 10: His grandmother. Not ruled out by his list.
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9. His niece
Niece, also not mentioned in the original letter. But our viewers thought of it. They're a wily bunch!
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8. His other niece 7. Female vice officer 6. Daughter of parents' dinner guest 5. Girlfriend