Um...from the list Swordsaint gave, it might still have been his grandmother in his room all night. I don't know if that affects his nerdiness so much as his ability to appear on Jerry Springer.
The Topic: Re: Aaww Yeee-ahh
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Okay, from the home office in Caribou Head, Alaska, I have here the top 10 people our viewers think could have been in that guy's room.
Number 10: His grandmother. Not ruled out by his list.
Number 10: His grandmother. Not ruled out by his list.
9. His niece
Niece, also not mentioned in the original letter. But our viewers thought of it.
They're a wily bunch!
Niece, also not mentioned in the original letter. But our viewers thought of it.
They're a wily bunch!
8. His other niece
7. Female vice officer
6. Daughter of parents' dinner guest
5. Girlfriend
7. Female vice officer
6. Daughter of parents' dinner guest
5. Girlfriend
It's possible, people!
4. Great-grandmother
3. Buttafuoco
2. Kidnapping victim
and finally, the number one possiblity for who our viewers thought may be in that guys room...
3. Buttafuoco
2. Kidnapping victim
and finally, the number one possiblity for who our viewers thought may be in that guys room...
1. His other, other niece, not the ones mentioned earlier.
Be sure and stay tuned, as I'll be joined by a talking car, or some corn, or some other damned thing.
Be sure and stay tuned, as I'll be joined by a talking car, or some corn, or some other damned thing.
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