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improper computer speak

notsupercoop
In a conversation with my friend, he told me to bring #2 to his house. He meant Number Two, the name of my iBook. I corrected him here, and then rambled.

"Number Two. He prefers all letters. It's more athestically pleasing, he said.
"I can't quote that becuase it may not be exactly correct; I had to use important translating algorithms to convert his UNIX Speak to hu-man
"Well, hu-man English.
"Cory, you are my best friend, he said"
"I told him i loved him (I wrote a penis and testicles into his BaseSystem, so him is male, not 'it'.)
"'it' not meaning 'Institute of Technology' or 'information technology', but rather 'Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant' [quoted from dictionary.com - http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=it]"



Responses:
"Number Two", the masculine iBook
Help! Someone save me, my owner is a madman!

"Number Two", the masculine iBook
And disturbed, too. He... he... put his penis and testicles into my BaseSystem. Oh God... someone rescue me.

Average rating: 4.20

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