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The Topic: My thighs are burning. . .

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Is there any other way to get in shape than to go to crazy aerobics classes with women old enough to be my mom? I'm scared that they actually work out to Britney Spears and N'Sync. . . .

Responses:
Captain Zapp Brannigan
The Zappster has a workout program for those thighs of yours. A sexy workout, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Captain Zapp Brannigan
Unless you're working out because you're fat or something.
Captain Zapp Brannigan
In that case, stick to the treadmill, tubby.
Kif Kroker
Ugh. Didn't you learn anything from your sensitivity training?
Captain Zapp Brannigan
Yes.

I learned that fat chicks are much too sensitive.

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