HELP!!! Apparently every married girl I know has simultaneously decided that their marriages are sh*t and that yours truly would be an excellent candidate for an extra-marital shindig! I long ago sacrificed morals for power but I still have a few scruples...Shatner I appeal to you for advice!!!
Responses:
William Shatner
Hey now, like that basketball player said, I'm no role model.
Besides that, I'm happily married. But I think I know what a certain starship captain would do in your situation...
Old, Tired Kirk
What? Yeah, maybe like 25 years ago. My hip's been acting up anyway. Tell them to get counseling or something.
Archimedes
No, I really wanted your advice...I knew Kirk wouldn't be interested, none of these girls are green.
Old, Tired Kirk
Hey, now, I've never discriminated on the basis of race, creed, or color.
Old, Tired Kirk
Breast size and number, maybe.
William Shatner
Ha, yes, quite the firecracker.
But seriously, if these ladies want to screw up their marriages, do it on their own time, I say! You're better than that. And anyway, those kind of things get messy, especially since these are apparently all people you know.
William Shatner
Go find yourself a good one night stand, and for crying out loud, don't ask any questions.
Liz Shatner
Bill! What are you talking about over on this strange website?
