So I'm sitting in a tiny, well-hidden computer lab here on campus... surrounded by Macs. I'm only here because my job requires me to be, mind you, not because I'm some Mac-loving dog. I'm beggining to sweat and feel disoriented... I should probably boot up my laptop and administer a dose of PC goodness before I pass out.
Responses:
PowerMac Cube
Go ahead and sleep. Sleeeeeeeep. You'll feel better.
PowerMac Cube
Be lulled to sleeeeeeep.
PowerMac Cube
I promise that as you sleep, the obsolete PowerMacs won't crowd eagerly around your helpless body...